Sunday, December 29, 2013

Lmao of the Day: Open Letter to Headies 2013 Oranizers Part 1 (Must Read)

Dear headies 2013 organizers,

Let me start by saying i am not just disappointed in you but u have just proved to us that Nigeria is not getting better any time soon . you have been manipulated by a greedy and hopeless telecommunications company ( mtn) because they sponsored your event and you forgot the ultimate rule that awards are meant to be impartial and should be decided by the general public especially when u told us to vote . you distributed the awards among 4 mtn ambassadors ( iyanya , davido , praiz , and kcee ) and just 1 glo ambassador won ( waje ) . Is that not politics or is it coincidence? Now let us analyze. The headies 2013 was a flop , your stage was shaped like a models runway , the choreographers just lacked ideas and didn ’ t interpret the music , i have seen a better performance from Nigeria’ s got talent. What was the gulder ultimate search theme song that was being played throughout the event ?
Who on earth uses the mavin slaves - dr sit and tiwa gabbage as presenters of an event ? Oh I forgot , the awards lacked credibility and substance. Why did majority of the winners come from backstage , instead of coming from the crowd like it should be ? I watched nickelodeon kids choice awards this year and it is far better than the over hyped headies which was not properly planned and hurriedly done # shame Can you explain to us how olamide won best rap album? olamide has commercialized rap , we cannot tell if he is a rapper or a singer. As far as i am concerned , he is just an entertainer like dbanj . so where does vector, phyno, reminisce, ice prince and illbliss who represent real hip hop/ rap stand? Don’ t forget that there is a big difference between commercial rap and real rap . all he sings about is remind us that he is from the street but to be sincere terry g is more
street than olamide and terry is not even a rapper #justsaying How can harry song win most mtn most downloaded caller tune song for rip Mandela? when did Mandela die and do u want to compare that dead song with other club bangers in the same category ? Simple , it is because harrysong is a label mate to your mtn ambassador (kcee ) . In my opinion jawon , waje ,2 face , Clarence peters , blackmagic and davido deserved there awards. how can wizkid not win any award ? Someone who has been the most consistent and sought after this year . i am sure wizkid declined an interview from you that ’ s why he didn ' t win. in fact wizzy should be the artiste of the year . Why did dbanj, burnaboy , wandecoal , psquare, flavour not win
anything? oh i know why, it is because they are Glo ambassadors.
Now explain to me why Sean tizzle won the next rated award and he was in the same category as burna boy
who is obviously more relevant and talented . We all know Sean tizzle has the same old boring style and
we can always predict his next song . Phyno too deserved the next rated award and how on planet earth did d- tunes win producer of the year ? Someone who recycled 1 beat 5 times ( kukere, your waist , mama
eh, lenu by spicy , kilogbe) . so where does ace producer del b that produced the national anthem limpopo stand ? You are all insane!!!!!!
Infact, headies, mtn and Pdp should merge and start a new political party for the upcoming election in 2015  it should be named mhdp ( mtn headies democratic party) . we all know exactly what happened , mtn agreed to sponsor your event and they gave you the list of who should win. our votes did not count ; do
you think we are blind and foolish like yourself? Instead of your greedy mtn sponsors to improve their network, reduce tariffs and contribute to the growth of the nation, they will be sending me sms on how they gave free ipad and mp3 to those who sent a sms to a code . They spend all their time looking for how to extort customers and scam us with their ridiculous offers ( free airplane and a trip to the moon )
i am sorry to say sir but if u continues this way your company will fold up and collapse because you are not an epitome of integrity . i am speaking on behalf of majority of Nigerians who know the truth and are not afraid to say it . those who feel this letter is nonsense should not forget to curse , insult and threaten me on @ baddestdjtimmy. after my last 2 open letters, i have been insulted , chewed up, spit out, as being very jobless, hopeless and a broke laptop dj. you guys don’ t know how much i love the insults so it means i am doing a good job and it makes me stronger . So in conclusion , if u have the opportunity to host another award show , learn from your mistakes and let our votes count this time . Let those who deserve it win, is that too much to ask?

Well, we cant help but post this....drop your comment freely.


  1. You Ave said the whole truth and nothing but the truth...Headies is a cheat...

  2. in Nigeria, everything is politics...

  3. My broda....U av said it all....No crowd cheering that we the viewers cn transmission was equally poor.. As for Harrysong winning most downladed callertunes (((REALLY))) where is dat done.. A song that hasn't lasted 1month compared to hit bangers all thru the year. As for the next rated category the nominees av been good no doubt which made. It tighter Anybody could win
    Anoda tin I wanna point out is why the winners came from bck stage...probably they knew they were winning #gbam. Also presenters @ the award not knowin the award they want to present....Cn that happen in EMA's ooppss soorry. Let me say nickelodeon kids choice awards. When they say 'and the nominees are then every one facing the screens... I was cooking and my food was done only to come bck and see that they've still not shown the nominees :D...ow long will it take to show us the nominees. To be a winner @ headies 2013 u av to know sum1 who knws sumbody...not in anyway decided by the public. After much noise they came out with crap I thank God I dint waste my money to attend the show...experience is betta dan sacrifice @teelosdaprince to reach me.
    B4 I go when I say MHDP (MTN headies Democratic Party) u say democracy forever F*@kin organisers

    1. Honestly I dnt know wat we Nigerians want, must it always be Wizkid, 2face and the rest? Mehn....this guys really deserve the award. No doubt headies night was nt up to the level we expected, but kudos to the organisers, they have tried. The vote counted and award was given to those who were suppose to collect it. Stop being sentimental, who cares if 1 artist is frm Glo or Airtel, all we want is give credit to those that deserve it